Members have said the club just isn’t the same since there hasn’t been any HOOTERS around, So we have spent many a night thinking about the HOOTERS. We’ve been on a search for the missing HOOTERS. Slobsterman looked at HOOTERS on the west bank, Lynn looked at HOOTERS in Baton Rouge, Jose looked at HOOTERS in Lake Charles, Billy looked at HOOTERS in Slidell, Doc looked at HOOTERS in New Orleans, Felix checked out HOOTERS at the Mall, Mike looked at HOOTERS in Chalmette, E.T. inspected the HOOTERS in Belle Chase, Carl looked at HOOTERS on the North Shore, Wayne even went all the way to Hot Springs Arkansas to look at HOOTERS. And although some say if you’ve seen one HOOTERS then you’ve seen them all , something just didn’t seem right, So your fearless leader took it upon himself to inspect all the HOOTERS to find the best HOOTERS. So All Hail the Metairie HOOTERS the fairest HOOTERS in the land. The Celebration to the Metairie HOOTERS with wings and beer at HOOTERS on Vets begins Aug 6th @ 7:00pm. Remember guy’s only members in good standing get to enjoy HOOTERS, So as in life the sights, sounds, and taste of HOOTERS are restricted to the men who have paid for it!!!
Parade updates and Last Call to get your KOZ member tickets to the Fest.